Kitten Rights: For Cat, For People, For Pleasure

Kitten Rights: For Cat, For People, For Pleasure

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Heidi :) started this petition to Revolution Health and

I believe that the Stumpf household should get a new kitten. This little kitten will provide support to the Stumpf household for years to come. Our poor little Jackson kitty needs another young spirited friend to be by his side when Gemini isn't there to play with him.

Of course, our little friend would meet the Jackson-friendly standards by being a young, friendly girl. If we get our desired kitten, I promise and assure you that Jacob would not only work extremely hard to get his licence, but would also go as far as to get a job as soon as he possibly can. 

Not only will this friendly little kitten be Jackson approved, she will also have multiple people funding her. Heidi worked very hard this summer and she would much rather spend all of her savings getting a cat than getting her ears pierced. When Heidi buys the little kitten, she promises to clean up the house harder than she has ever cleaned before, get all A+ with a 5.0 GPA, and do all of the necessities for the kitten like walk, feed, brush, and change her litter box. Heidi will even purchase things like a food bowl, food, a litter box, and if necessary allergy medicine for her loving, caring, sweet, amazing, devoted to his children father. :). 

This little kitten will also take care of all the mice and rats you don't want crawling around your beautiful home. Or on your feet in your bed at night.

These are all the many reasons why we should get our new little fur-ball of sunshine. I would list more, but i have been typing for so long that my hand is starting to cramp. But of course, if i need to write even more to be able to get the new kitten I will gladly do so. :).

                                          I hope you have taken what we have said into account,

                                                                        The menaces that REALLY want a cat

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