Revive KanjiCoder

Revive KanjiCoder
Why this petition matters

Earlier this year the coder known as KanjiCoder was ruthlessly purged from a very important business meeting / date by an unknown 3rd party. KanjiCoder believes this was due to discrimination. Specifically lame as b!tch3s discriminating against those more awesome than themselves.
Awesome people face harassment and discrimination on a daily basis. Join the fight to stop discrimination against those who are totally mathematical. With your help, we can keep nerds cool and prevent a global apocalypse caused by haters with access to the "Elimination Button".
What needs to change:
Kanji is going to need 100 dollars to get revived.
A detailed budget is as follows:
$15 : Transaction fees required to get KanjiCoder rightfully re-instated.
$20 : Money to go clubbing later tonight.
$ 5 : A tip for the club doorman , Chris.
$60 : Totally Legal Psycho Active Substances
Contribute to the campaign finances !!!!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/REVIVE-KANJI-CODER