Adopt a raccoon as apartment 42's mascot

Adopt a raccoon as apartment 42's mascot

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Isaac Wasserman started this petition to Residents of 42 Hannum Drive

Despite their reputation as rabid pests, mangy mongrels, and even thieves, raccoons are some of the most intelligent animals on the planet. In fact, their IQ lies significantly above that of housecats and just below that of primates (TheFactSite.com). There are 7 species of raccoon (Wozencraft, W.C.), but without a doubt, the best raccoon is the one you’re likely most familiar with, the common raccoon or Procyon lotor (Britannica.com). Common raccoons are lovable, huggable, snuggable felines that have regarded as loyal animal companions for nearly 100 years, since First Lady Grace Coolidge decided to adopt one (whom she named Rebecca) while living at the White House. Apartment 42 not only needs an animal companion, but a mascot, a furry friend that represents us and everything we stand for as a hall. Join me, Isaac Wasserman, in making sure we stand out on the forefront of dorm spirit with our new mascot Rudy Raccoon.

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