Greta Van Fleet is terrible

Greta Van Fleet is terrible

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Jacob Newman started this petition to Republic Records

Problem
There is no call to action in this campaign, rather, a call to attention. Greta Van Fleet is so bad, they are like a watered down version of lukewarm Rock and Roll bands from the 1970's for people who have 'psychedelic warrior' listed as their occupation on Tinder. Your dad thinks GVF is f*ckin awesome, and he wants to drink a Coors lite and watch the Falcons game while listening to them, and he needs you to understand that this is what real music sounds like, and not that 'rappy rap trash' that Jay-Z is making on his computer. The guy named Brett two rows in front of you in your Macro Economics class agrees, and he saw Greta Van Fleet for $75 this summer, and it inspired him to wear flip flops to a business fraternity meeting at the end of the summer and put a peace sign sticker on his Nalgene.

Solution
As a nation, in spite of all of our differences, we have to come together for this one single issue, to fight back against these four evil Chads who want to make our country an even more pessimistic place than it already is with their Ragstock uniforms and their Axe Body Spray personalities.

Personal story
I am not a hero. Do not consider me a martyr. I am simply a concerned citizen.

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