Help Austin Rogers Become the Next Virgil's Genius

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My name is Austin Rogers. Some of you might know me as the guy who recently had some above average success as a contestant on a popular quiz show (begins with a "J" and ends with a "Y").  One night, while contemplating "Life after Jxxxxxxy", and indulging in one of my favorite beverages, an ice cold Virgil's Root Beer, I noticed a distinct resemblance between the guy on the bottle (presumably Virgil himself) and yours truly. 

Upon further examination, I discovered that Virgil's was seeking their next "genius" spokesperson--someone who embodied their "genius formula". Who, I thought, would be a better fit for this role than myself?!  Nobody, that's who. Clearly this should be me. Per the rules of their Virgil's Genius Contest, I've submitted a video entry. The contest runs through May 31, 2018. 

I need your help, friends. Please sign my petition to let the folks at Reed's, Inc., the makers of Virgil's, know that I am the clear choice for this prestigious role.  In fact, choosing anyone else, in my opinion, would be a very....un-genius. This is the role I was born to play. I turn to you, friends, to help me fulfill my destiny.