We need to amass an army to raid Furry Hill in Ireland

We need to amass an army to raid Furry Hill in Ireland

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Jordan Squires-Wright started this petition to Redditors

After 15 long years of recon we have finally discovered the place The Furries call home. With this new intel winning the war is no longer a pipe dream. With enough soldiers we can forever put an end to the furry reign.

Join me in the final battle of this gruesome war a help take down these fur-suited sinners. When our numbers are great and the stars align we will strike and emerge victorious.

All you need to know about me is that my name is Jordan and when I enlisted 15 years ago on July 27th I crawled out of my mother's womb and directly into the trenches. I've seen things no man to see. I've made decisions that no man should have to make. To be completely honest....I don't think I can take it anymore. It's time for this war to end. We have let this Furry nonsense pass for too long.

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