My dearest friend Ryan Dunn was recently denied the opportunity of a lifetime to grow a mullet which he deeply wanted. His parents said and I quote “if you come home with a mullet you aren’t staying”. Poor Ryan now has to keep his same hair.

Ryan has gone through a lot in the past year and we need to make it right. In recent months he has gone to Charleston and was forced to drive 11 hours to get his id. Also he got his car keys stuck in the car 2 hours away from home. Lastly, he got a 500 dollar fine for peeing in his beach week house. That’s only a bit of the list. 

As a compromise to his parents we say that Ryan shall grow a skullet which is a very awesome hair style that Ryan would rock. Please look out for my friend during this heroic endevour.