Death Grips Shitcom

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Death Grips is Online

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Death Grips is Online

[Verse 1]

It’s been almost 2 years since we’ve rhymed a rap

Too damn long and we’re finally back

With Andy on the ‘top, productions a treat (Andy- Sup, guys!)

We got Zach on the drums, man we just can’t be beat (Zach- Thanks man!)

So we’re here to rock, hope you enjoy this set

My name’s MC Ride, no Stefan Burnett (yuh!)

[Hook]

Death Grips is online

Get noided, lose your mind

Don’t commit any crimes, and give us all your dimes

Death Grips is online

Get noided, lose your mind

Don’t commit any crimes, and give us all your dimes

[verse 2]

We finished up BP, our best to date

Had a party, high fived, and went our separate ways

I went back to the place where I used to serve pizza

Look in the menu, and what do I see?

A whole freaking sandwich, named after me

Andy got a job, and bought some new furbies

[Andy]

Looked in the mirror, man I thought I had herpies

Yo, it’s Andy on the mic, for the first time ever

Yesterday was my birthday and I got a new sweater (Noided!)

[Ride]

Zach kept on drumming with a cool new band

Said we could bring ‘em along if they took their own van

Without further ado, let me introduce them all fly

Zach and Andy- The I.L.Y’s!

[Zach and Andy jam it out]

[Hook, now sung by Zach and Andy]

Death Grips is online

Get noided, lose your mind

Don’t commit any crimes, and give us all your dimes

Death Grips is online

Get noided, lose your mind

Don’t commit any crimes, and give us all your dimes

[Verse 3]

I was painting a picture with a new set of paints

When I got the call, almost answered too late

The number was masked, I thought it was a hacker

Opened the phone, and it was my main man Zacher!

[Zach] Hey Ride, Zach here (Thanks Man)

Feeling kinda bummed out (Me Too!)

It’s been about a year

[Ride] Oh I know what we should do!

Let’s get the band back together and make a neat album

[Zach] I’ll play my drums and I’ll play them well

My drums are heaven and my sticks are hell (Aw Yeah!)

[Ride] Sounds good and I can’t wait

Meet me up at the studio tonight around 8

So we all came together and we made ‘roids

Y’all all loved it, showed your support

But wait for the rest of this album report!

[Hook, all 3 members]

Death Grips is online

Get noided, lose your mind

Don’t commit any crimes, and give us all your dimes

Death Grips is online

Get noided, lose your mind

Don’t commit any crimes, and give us all your dimes

[Verse 4]

We love our fans, and you love us

Don’t it feel good to drive a bus

Thanks to my friends and family for all the love

And most of all- praise to the Highest Above!

Now get ready, cause you’ll be bewitched

I hope all of you enjoy, the Year of the Snitch

 

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