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Put the Frying Starchman on the secret menu at In-N-Out!

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A recent study indicates that 7.3 million Americans follow a vegetarian diet. That's roughly three percent of the population. 

Another recent study found that zero sandwiches on In-N-Out's menu are vegetarian (grilled cheese doesn't count; it's just a burger-less cheeseburger). That's roughly zero percent of In-N-Out's menu.

This is an egregious and shameful disparity. 

Thousands have realized the injustice and are calling on the beloved burger chain to introduce a veggie burger option. This is largely unrealistic seeing as In-N-Out has not introduced a new menu item in literally ever.

When's the last time you remember In-N-Out changing up the menu? I'll give you a hint: It was never long ago, because it's never happened.

However, In-N-Out is highly amenable to adding "secret menu" items. They exist off the menu boards, they are made with existing ingredients, and they can be ordered using coded and mutually understood language. The most salient example would be "Animal Style."

I, and the millions who will follow me, urge President Lynsi Snyder to add the vegetarian "Frying Starchman" to the official "secret menu."

The "Frying Starchman" is currently on the "secret secret menu" (I just made it up), and it consists of raw onion, lettuce, tomato, thousand island, and a large brick of "Animal Style" French fries (crispy potatoes topped with thousand island, caramelized onions, and American cheese) stuffed inside a toasted bun. 

The "Frying Starchman" is not a perfect solution. It is not a complete source of protein like many veggie burgers would be, and it is arguably less healthy than a traditional hamburger.

But life is about compromise. President Snyder, if you meet us halfway on this, I swear I—and the three million others (remember to update when number changes) who have signed this—will never steal lemonade in a water cup ever again.

Thank you.

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