Protect Nakatomi Plaza

Protect Nakatomi Plaza

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Why this petition matters

Started by Darin Campbell

For the last 32 years famed Los Angeles landmark Nakatomi Plaza has come under attack. Every year independent terrorist Hans Gruber and his henchmen reign hell on this architectural marvel. Hans was originally a member of the German terrorist organization the Volksfrei movement, until he was expelled because of his extremist desires. 

Hans and his team every year go after $640 million in negotiable Bearer Bonds that are rumored to be held in a high-security vault in this fantastic 34-story, 493-foot skyscraper in Century City, Los Angeles, California.  The vault is located on the 31st floor, and it contains three safety deposit boxes. It is here that Hans always gets tripped up and usually detonates explosives causing damages that take 362 days to repair. Every year a party is planned for the grand reopening and every year the Nakatomi Corperation makes the decision to turn that party into a company Christmas party to be held on the 30th floor.  

Repairs from the 2020 terrorist damages are nearly complete. Crews have overcome supply chain disruptions and covid outbreaks famously and estimate the 30th to 34th floor will be ready and availiable for this year's Christmas event. 

Joseph "Joe" Yoshinobu Takagi is the President of Nakatomi Trading and this year he has pulled out all the stops for this years party. Takagi has hired the 3rd best Santa Claus in Las Angeles and has purchased,, not rented but purchased a state of the art karaoke machine with 150 top 40 songs from the 60's, 70's and 80's preloaded and comes with 2 microphones.  Takagi has vowed to duet with his director of corperate affairs in a rousing rendition of summer loving, hit song from the movie Grease performed by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John. 

It is time to demand that Governor Gavin Newsome activate the California National Guard and the states emergency command operations system to ward off another attempted takeover and theft.

We must demand the end of tolerance and compassion the State of California shows terrorist.


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