Promote Russia

Promote Russia

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Gavin Lehman started this petition to Promote Russian goals including vodka

This is a very important problem because too many people have been drinking wine instead of vodka. We need to take immidiet action by deleting trump from the server. Then we add him to tte Christian Minecraft sever so he can learn some respect. Then we add vodka into everything. Including school lunches, cereal, oatmeal, soup and more! If this is not successful we spawn kill Valdemar till he tells us how to get everybody to like it. If that doesn’t work then this has failed and we start a new petition. If you are also not older than 18 you shall become a god for you are able to consume the most vodka. You may ask why. It’s becuase we are stupidest. Hahahhahsh. Stupid adults. Now that we have gotten that straight sign or I will delete your epic games account!!!!!

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