i want post malone to punch me with a hammer

i want post malone to punch me with a hammer

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Lexi Curry started this petition to Post Malone
Problem
here is my problem: i really want post malone to punch me with a hammer, but i sadly don’t think he will.

Solution
i am starting this to hopefully grab his attention, thus making him hopefully consider it.

Personal story
i would be honored to have post malone punch me with a hammer but because he isn’t even aware of the fact that i want him to do so, he will not unless enough people sign and share this, so please, help a poor soul in need.
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