Mandatory milk consumption at PHHS

Mandatory milk consumption at PHHS
We must require each and every student to drink 16 oz of white milk upon entry to the school. This will serve 2 purposes, 1. We can get everyone their calcium, and 2. We can discriminate against the lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance affects millions in America, for these weak souls it is harder to get both protein and calcium. They frequently have to resort to soy milk and as a result increase estrogen levels in males making weaker men as generations go on. Eventually the men of America will be too weak and the Chinese will invade and we will be powerless. We must eradicate these weak minded people from our glorious country and ensure that lactose intolerance is not longer tolerated. With this these “soy boys” will no longer plague our streets, poison our spirit and reproduce. PHHS is just the beginning and we shall spread out and save the country from rising estrogen levels!