We need to stop ice age baby. His childish behavior is starting to get out of hand. Help!!

We need to stop ice age baby. His childish behavior is starting to get out of hand. Help!!

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Sofia Gonzalez started this petition to Poco Loco

Ice age baby’s behavior is starting to get out of hand. If we don’t stop him, lord knows what will happen next. He is just a complete PSYCHOPATH!! If you sign this petition, we’re one step closer to just KILLING HIM AND PUTTING HIM THROUGH A HYDRAULIC PRESS TO SEE HIS TINY BODY GET SLOWLY CRUSHED FOR SATISFACTION HAHAHAHAHAHA.. I mean... uh.. where was I? Oh yeah.. we’re one step closer to um.. stopping him for once and for all! Yah, definitely not going to roast him for dinner rn... Anyway, Ice Age Baby also brutally attacked an 80 year old and said “ok boomer” while default dancing on her body. When cnn, kvue, good morning america, and other news channels interviewed him to get a closer look into why he did such a terrible thing, he replied with “It was just fun” what a psychopath! The news channels also had to interview him while an electric fence was separating them, because otherwise Ice Age Baby would have brutally attacked them too. Ice Age Baby is also 6’10” which is taller than the average man, yet he’s only 5 lb... suspicious, right? Well, I think he secretly has siblings hiding in that rag of a shirt he wears..PATHETIC! What kind of psychopath wears a rag?! Anyway, KILL ICE AGE BABY FOR GOOD!!! Thank you for understanding.

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