The Pirate Hooker tag was abruptly changed on a whim by the Captains and we want our old tag back.

Some members have cried themselves to sleep and have used the old ph religiously. 

Members dislike taking a measly 5 minutes out of their day to adapt to a new tag. Kyrette has increasing estrogen levels when dealing with said new tag. And we don't want that.

rawr has agreed to stop Simping in the event the tag was changed back.

Kyrette has agreed to never lead a call ever again if the tag was changed back.

Do it for America.
Do it for Harambe.
Do it for the Pirate Hookers.