It is International Sparrow-Fest Day. To celebrate the Chief Flying Terror, we shall petition J-Dawg to invest in an attack helicopter and a lifetime supply of donuts.

• Helicopter must be painted blue
• MUST have custom donut compartment
• MUST have onboard heating/cooling
• MUST have at least four (4) heavy machine guns and two (2) missile pods to destroy those Halcyon nerds. Especially Falcon.
• MUST have custom paint work by Sparrow herself. (Recommended: BRING IT ON V.2, Dead Falcon, Sparrow's face painted on the sides, J-Dawg)
• MUST have included keychain to hang in front of the windshield, bearing Sparrow's face
• MUST have a top speed of a kabajillion miles per second
• MUST have a flamethrower 
• Actually, can you cut out two more seats to stuff in more party people?
• MUST have free range to destroy as she pleases
• MUST stop donut shaming Sparrow. Donut shame J-Dawg instead
• Sparrow, get off my computer