Gentle and kindhearted souls! Whether you’ve heard the forbidden words “Sola Scriptura,” been cussed out serving church attendees on their Sunday brunch, or have laid witness to those contorting the Bible to worship their own ego, we can all agree that it’s time to call a spade a spade, and unite on having the compassion to get them the help they so desperately need.

Take pity! For every man of all walks of life can lend a signature on raising awareness to take the initial steps that will lead to the aid of those victim of this dire, dastardly Lutheran trickery. Please. Sign this petition and save a life!