Petition to make me king before it’s too late

Petition to make me king before it’s too late
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September 8, 2022
Signatures: 6Next Goal: 10
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Started by Jude Segrest
England is pretty bummed out right now and I think they need a king with a really good sense of humor. Naturally, I volunteer. I am a man of the people and I’ll put in a decent amount of effort to not screw up.
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