Taylor Ray Bainbridge has been suffering with a mental illness also known as depression since he was only a little lad. However, this petition could change his life for the better. Young Taylor is only 13 and has been endlessly  experiencing these problems ever since Year 3. He has been dealing with intrusive thoughts, those which are getting darker and darker every day. 

However, this does not only affect Bainbridge, it affects the whole community. Whenever Taylor Ray is suffering, the entirity of all schools nationwide are. Our research team have concluded this to be the reason for abscences in schools all around the UK, with 1/3 of frequently absent children reporting feelings of missing the old Taylor they all knew and loved.

Taylor has been struggling with behavioural issues at his school aswell. Many teachers, such as his history teacher, have reported having to give him around 10-15 detentions in the past week, enough C4 slips to fill a sink up with. They have tried to work with him on this behaviour, but he sits there idly, staring into their souls as tears well up in his eyes. They claim he “has no other reason for this abnormal behaviour”.  

Taylor plays the character of Agustus Gloop in his school’s production of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”, so it would also help the audience reconnect with the same old Taylor. If this petiton gets enough signatures, then Taylor will no doubt undergo a positive effect of this song- as its name is Happy.

Envision this: The chocolate river is flowing magestically as Taylor lays his shimmering hands in it. The lights flash out into black. There  is spotlights on Bainbridge, the Oompa Loompas, and the glowing waves of the river. Taylor gets up and starts belly dancing and a band of Oompa Loompas is wheeled in. Synchronised swimmers leap up out of the Chocolate river, one in a Gru costume. Gru starts clicking his fingers and tapping his feet, the others slowly joining in. Taylor opens his pie hole and begins to sing. His voice is so beautiful the walls begin to crack. Suddenly, the Queen begins to applaud him, Boris Johnson following her. Taylor cries onece more, but this time it’s tears of joy.

Please help us reach this dream. Vote Happy.