I was thinking of an adjective to describe donkey and I stumbled across the 'sound' lestitute. Now I say 'sound' because to my utter astonishment lestitute is not a word. Tell me in a world where you can be whatever you want to be and create and designate your own personal pro-nouns, why on Earth doesn't lestitute get the right to be a fully fledged word of the English language. 

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