Permission for every Kenyan to be allowed to Slap Uhuru for messing our Kenyan Economy!

Permission for every Kenyan to be allowed to Slap Uhuru for messing our Kenyan Economy!
Why this petition matters

There was a leaked Audio from Hon Junet Mohamed claiming DP Ruto wanted to slap Uhuru for wanting to fold after the election petition. Since the 2nd term things have gone from bad to worse, food prices, taxes, fuel prices are at all time high, corruption is rampant, unemployment levels so high, the shilling is in a free fall and the man at the Helm seems to be a sleep on the job, I want this petition we be given permission to slap him awake so he can resume his sworn duties and salvage the economy and our livelihoods. Even the Good book in proverbs 27: 6 says that "the Slap of a friend can be trusted to help you..". I want all Kenyans of good will to join in my humble quest to help Jayden wake up to our problems that a packet of Unga is going for over 120 bob and rising and things are poised to get worse. If this doesn't make you angry as a Kenyan, I don't know what should. Remember our good neighbours the Sudanese overthrew a 30 yrs old dictatorship due to an increase in the price of bread. How much more should we Kenyans suffer before we say enough is enough?? ANYHOO, If nobody won't do anything, atleast, Lemme Get My Slap, Ama Namna gani my frens??..Sign below iwe ni moja moja mtu akisonga!!!