"Since I left you in America, I have been constantly depressed. My happiness is to be drinking you. Incessantly I trace over and over in my memory the ridges of your bottle, your crisp taste, and the distinctive shimmer of your green liquid."

Cucumber Lime Gatorade, a.k.a. Limon Pepino, is the greatest sports drink of all time. That's why we're starting a petition to get Gatorade to bring it up here to Canada.

So why is this G.O.A.T. still not available in Canada? It's available in the USA and Mexico. So just what kind of a travesty is NAFTA/USMCA? Is it really a free-trade agreement if your biggest cult flavour is being excluded from an entire country? Just what kind of diplomacy is this?

This isn’t just a petition for PepsiCo to import Limon Pepino Gatorade. 

It's a petition to unify North America around a taste we can all get behind.

Perhaps Gatorade executives don't believe there's consumer demand up here for crispness this cool. Perhaps they believe that its icy sips are simply too chill for a nation that spends 6 months frozen and has literal tundra. Perhaps they’re just… lazy?

Each signature on this petition proves that there are thirsty customers just waiting to savour sips of the Green Legend in El Norte. The moment palletized Limon Pepino Gatorade leaps across the U.S.-Canadian border we will finally bring North America together. 

Well Pepsico, it’s time to get to work.