Ted Supremacy

Ted Supremacy

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sauceyy xoxo started this petition to People of Dank United

Ted was the first chicken I owned. He was just a lil chick, hatching out of a cream coloured egg. One day Ted went out for a drink and returned to the chat to say a nice "hello".

But SOMEONE *cough* jezza *cough* STOLE HIS LEGS. Jezza made chicken legs from Ted and he was found in the corner of my paddock bleeding and tears were covered on his poor feathers. I went off to bury Ted in a nice forest but Ted's remains were nowhere to be seen when I turned around. Turns out recruits from the kabooming kids agency had eaten the rest of Ted's remains.

The memory of Ted still lies in the corner of my brain and I will never forgive those who hurt him.

So please....sign this petition to bon Jezza and sue Dank United in memory of Ted.

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