Make it legal to train attack squirrels

Make it legal to train attack squirrels

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I’ve been trying to find the right animal to make an army with so I can use them to take over the country. After trial and error, I’ve come to the conclusion that squirrels are the best animals to use, however the cops always intervene so I can never get a large army going. I want to make it legal that way I can make my army and don’t have to worry about damn cops stopping me. Please help me achieve my goal of taking over the US. All those who support me will not be executed.

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