Get @runbackdave to unblock @jpsheridan15

Get @runbackdave to unblock @jpsheridan15

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John Sheridan started this petition to People against injustice

On a warm summer morning in beautiful Wilmette, IL, a young man by the name of JP Sheridan woke up to the sound of birds chirping. He said a prayer, put on his warm slippers, and went down to the kitchen to enjoy a nice cup of coffee. JP did what he did every morning and whipped out his iPhone to see what Twitter had to say. He refreshed his feed laughing at quarantine memes which he sent to his friends to enjoy. He DMed nurses and doctors to thank them for their service in the fight against COVID-19. He posted his daily column for a little group called the Harvard Law Review. To the untrained eye, all seemed right in the world of JP Sheridan.

While scrolling, writing, and DMing, JP noticed that something was missing. Did he forget to put creamer in his coffee? No, the coffee tasted just as good as ever. Did he forget to send his daily donation to the ASPCA? No, Sarah McLachlan had texted him thanking him for his generous donations. Did he forget to send a good morning text to his Grandmother? No, she had just thanked him for always being there for her. What was wrong? JP jumped out of his stool remembering that he hadn't gotten his daily dose of Bears news. JP gasped. No. It couldn't be. Could it? His biggest mentor in the entire world, David Prince, was missing from his news feed. Curious, JP went to check his profile to make sure nothing had happened to his muse when he saw the heading "@ByDavidPrince has blocked you from viewing their tweets."

JP didn't sleep for 13 days after this incident. He didn't get his weekly donations sent to the ASPCA and as a result, an incalculable number of puppies died. He didn't get his DMs sent to nurses and doctors and as a result, they felt discouraged. He did however remember to text his grandma because he's such a good guy. 

In order to restore balance in the world, I am asking you to sign a petition to get the account formerly known as @ByDavidPrince to unblock me. If this petition gets 100,000 signatures congress legally has to address it (Harvard law review). 

One has to ask the question, does David Prince hate puppies? Only time will tell.

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