Get Paul Moline back

Get Paul Moline back

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Cristofer Caballero started this petition to Paul Moline

It has been apparent that Paul Moline is the biggest simp in Hunterdon County. Ever since a young age he has put all of his time and energy into women that don’t find him attractive. For the first time in his life he has found a female that actually likes him. This has led a decrease in “hanging out with the boys”. We understand that work and family time can play a factor in this, but he insists on hanging out with his “girl friend” 5 times per week. The boys have not seen Paul in over 3 months. 

We need 100 signatures to get rid of his girlfriend and bring him back home. #savethesimp

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