Help Me Get My Girlfriend Back

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A little while ago, I impulsively broke up with my girlfriend. And like most jackasses that are of the male species, I realized after the fact that I made a terrible decision. I just want my shorty back so we can get back to planning our wedding. 

I love this woman unabashedly, unapologetically, unreservedly, and unconditionally. Please, don’t ask me no dumbass question like, “Why break up with her if you loved her so much?” I was clearly on drugs. 

Anyways, I want 850 signatures to support my cause so we could start things over again. She thinks I’m joking that I want her back and playing about this petition. Let’s prove her wrong and show her just how serious I am.