The world is coming to an end, the skies are crimson red and the hot wind blows from the valleys up north of Chhuara plantation. The tone deaf hyms of the eastern coworker can be heard from miles away. We the inhabitants, proud first ones to reside on these lands, proclaim our right to peaceful cohabitation. We demand a Legislation to be brought to the honourable house to declare "Hymns of the Eastern Coworker" to be declared as a 2nd Degree Felony. Seeking cooperation in signing this sacred document.