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Get Ryan Braier-Lorimer a haircut

This petition had 18 supporters

My poor friend Ryan is long overdue a haircut, and following many polite requests I have decided that this is definitely the best way to achieve my goal. Only 10,000 signatures are required to induce a response from the government which I expect will threaten jail time if no haircut is received.

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