Stop the aftershocks please, right now, thank you

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Hope Aldrighette started this petition to Angry earthquake gods

We the People of Southcentral Alaska, in order to be able to sleep peacefully tonight, establish confidence in the solidity of the Earth, ensure calm children, pets, and loved ones, provide seismic stability, promote the general Welfare, and secure our belongings to the shelves to which they belong, do ordain and establish this petition to stop the motherfucking aftershocks already. Thank you.

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