Lincoln Riley has proven himself to be a snake that slithered through our palace on the prairie. Luckily he found the climate of our great state too cold for his kind and left west for loose morals and high taxes. Sooner Bob Stoops, being the hero he is, used his agility and Oklahoma bravery to jump about a runaway Sooner Schooner and take the reigns of the baddest football program in the country. He woke from his well deserved slumber before the board of regents had a chance to wheel out the Stoops Signal out of its dusty hiding spot and shine it into the night sky. While I am  proud of our native heritage as any other red-blooded okie, 1/32nd card carrying Creek if you must know, it is time to elevate a bronze behemoth of a statue in the likeness of Mr Stoops closer to the heavens where his saintly persona belongs. Signing this petition show your support in immortalizing the Oklahoma hero, the football godfather, swooner in a schooner, pig skin whispering, giant of a man Bob Stoops to his position watching over Gods land, Oklahoma, for all eternity. Boomer Sooner and God bless.