AJ MULDER being a funny and swell guy (hot) is one of the few things in life that humanity is able to fully resonate with. This petition is a call to arms in order to fight for bringing our best bald boi back home.

There are only a few times across one's lifetime that the ability to come together to fight for something bigger than yourself is possible. This is one of those times. AJ MULDER is a beacon of hope in an otherwise hair filled society. 

The bald brotherhood has contacted me personally (numerous times) in order to get powerbald representation from our home state of Florida. The dramatic power vacuum AJ MULDER's departure created is truly crippling. In other words, the BB (Bald Brotherhood) is in shambles, and this has lead to a massive disruption in one of the key human ecosystems. Ripples from this can be seen in the weekly "Game Night," as well as a dearth of laughter in the renown "The Great Obidobo" Discord server.*

*For a more detailed report please reach out to Slimmy "Speedwagon" Jimmy at BringBackMulder6022@uf.edu.

By signing this petition, we are showing that there is an extreme need to bring AJ MULDER back home.

No more free loads! No more work horse! No more slow internet speeds!

Society thanks you for your support and Bald Bless.