August 28, 2019 marks the 10-year anniversary of Oasis' acrimonious breakup. While Noel and Liam Gallagher have carried on individually in the interim period, let's be frank - The battling brothers' respective outputs haven't come close to matching the sum of their music parts. At the risk of tarnishing the romantic rock 'n' roll myth that's been built up around Oasis, it's about high time these two tossers put aside sibling squabblings and Just. Reunite. Already! If only for one last show and/or to please their dear old mum before they become too crotchety themselves.

Thanks are in order to Taylor Hawkins and Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters for suggesting a petition at Reading Festival. To borrow from the title of Liam's upcoming solo album, why me to get the ball rolling? Why not!

Alternatively, this petition can double as an argument for Oasis to be induced into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2020, since they are now eligible with Definitely Maybe turning 25 years old on August 29th.