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Let Mike Decide

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Dear NZ Electoral Commission. Please cancel this year's General Election and just LET MIKE DECIDE!

Clearly, the guy knows everything that's going on in the world. He's got his finger on the pulse and the superior intellect required to solve the problems of the world. 

  • Climate change? Not our fault.
  • Pay equity? Not important.
  • Poor people? Not trying hard enough.
  • Labour? Bad
  • National? Good
  • Mike Hosking? What's all the fuss about.

Every time Mike looks out of his studio with that serious expression that says "I'm really serious now" (yes, I'm thinking Zoolander too) we just have to agree with everything he says. Mike's right, right?

Mike's probably going to decide the Election anyway. Every morning, noon and night he tells us what to think. It's like he assumes we want to know his opinion on everything. He must have a very high opinion of himself.

So let's save some money. Don't bother with this boring election stuff and LET MIKE DECIDE.

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