Change it back to Shitenite

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What’s this “different name same shite” bollocks? Shitenite has been the iconic Tuesday night event in Nubar for years and quite frankly, “are you going Devotion?” doesn’t have the same ring to it. Sure look it, after a few cans I won’t even be able to slur the word “Devotion.” Sometimes the world needs change, but just like Theresa May to Borris Johnson and Barack Obama to Donald Trump, some change is absolutely unnecessary and quite upsetting to be honest, so to keep the peace we must not change Shitenite to Devotion. Please sign my petition for this important cause and keep Shitenites original name. 

P.s. Ashley this is a joke please do not bar me from Nubar again


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