Officially change Facility Guards to Border Patrol

Officially change Facility Guards to Border Patrol

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Zstatz Zstatz started this petition to Northwood Studios

Don't you just hate it when you get Facility Guard? "Oh boy, I get to go down to light containment, ruin a few D-Boy's dreams of escape, and then die to an SCP". Even with that, you have to interact with nerds. Just thinking about that gives me shivers. Well, my proposed change reworks this role into a fun and actually playable class. Border Patrol would be a new, innovative role and here's how it works:

  1. Spawn in the same place that your average beta-facility guard would spawn
  2. Spawn with the same items as your average beta-facility guard would spawn with
  3. Make your way down to light containment
  4. Sit in front of the Gates to the Holy Heavy Containment lands
  5. Check for possible heretics trying to enter the holy land by disarming them
  6. If contraband is found on the heretic, lethal force class C-8376 Alpha Niner Niner Beta Jumanji is authorized
  7. If the pilgrim is clean as baby's round, succulent head, then the gates are opened and they are allowed to cross into the promised lands
  8. If the gates are opened to a pilgrim and a heretic tries to cross as well, see step 6
  9. The holy lord peanut is to be worshipped at every possible chance
  10. SCPs other than the holy lord are to be ignored
  11. MTF are to be heavily sassed
  12. Chaos are to be ignored, unless they are heretics against the Holy lord and his magnificence

And that's the gist of it.

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