Change hurricane names now

Change hurricane names now

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Hons Frommers started this petition to Tom O'Brein THE WEATHER CHANNEL and

This petition will get you jacked up and make you want to head butt your neighbor. For too long, names of hurricanes have had boring sounding names.

Hurricane Barry sounds like the guy down the road that will trap you in a conversation for an hour that has laser focused details about nothing. Meanwhile hurricane barry is churning in the Gulf about to wreck shop on your mom's trailer park. 

What needs to happen is this. We need to change the name of the hurricanes to  the creep shows and physco's. Barry the hurricane falls on deaf ears. Now hurricane Jeff Dahmer, Bill Cosby, Jerry Sandusky, Joesph Stalin and Chris Colombus makes the ears perk up. No more last minute nurtigrain bars and warm gatorade for the hurricane kit. As soon as Ted Kaczynski, comes off the coast of Africia and turns into a hurricane butts are clenched. People prepare when Bill Cosby is a cat 1, everybody is leaving town. The time to change is now.

 

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