henry kissinger is a war criminal responsible for genocides in cambodia, east timor and bangladesh

tony hawk invented tony hawk's pro skater 2, a perfect video game.

i want henry kissinger to feel bad about how many people he killed in the global south and i want tony hawk to feel good about the choices he's made in life, and we can solve both of these problems at the same time if we give tony hawk the 1973 nobel peace prize