GET NOAH BANNED FROM WORKING OUT HIS ARMS

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Noah’s biceps have been getting fatter and fatter. It looks like he accidentally had Kim K’s booty transplants inserted too high up on his body. Small people like me live in fear of greeting him. I momentarily suffocate every time he opens his big fat arms to embrace me. I request he be banned from working out that part of his body at least 5 times a day. Sunday must be among them. That’s the lords day and I know for a fact the lord didn’t say let that mans have arms phat enough to stop women from pulling choke me daddy gags out of sheer fear he might actually come thru. Less weights, more praying. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. 



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