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Deleting this petition is actually a very difficult process, and involves essentially contacting Change.org and Google separately (and Bing and other search engines if being particularly thorough) and asking them to delete it.
I can't be bothered to do this, so we're just going to edit the petition.
Let's be honest, it wasn't that funny anyway.
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