Bring Back "Stay Fresh"

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As many of you probably know, the squid sisters have been replaced in Splatoon 2. This is fine, the designs are cool for the most part and they seem to have good personalities. However, there is one devastating thing. They have a new outro catchphrase. "Don't get cooked, stay off the hook" what the hell were they are smoking at Nintendo? If this phrase is real then the big man up in the sky cannot be real. Think about it, "stay fresh" was short, catchy and matched the tone of the game; we've been saying it for 2 years now, at home and in public. Do you honestly think I will be saying the new phrase in public on the bus? People will think I'm insane. Do you think they can make merch with the new catchphrase? No, they can't because people would think you actually have some mental disorder if you wore it. I will now be cancelling my pre-order, binning my Splatoon merch and my amiibo and snapping my Splatoon 1 disc. Nintendo, please change it.



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