Releasing Lions Into Urban Areas (RLIUA) Initiative

Releasing Lions Into Urban Areas (RLIUA) Initiative

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Nigel The Silent Clown started this petition to Provoke & Inspire Podcast

JOIN THE #RLIUA INITIATIVE!
Finally, something we can rally around as a culture! Something that will add to the atmosphere of the city! Something to bring unity where everyone can could hold hands in the forest and sing! Restore the equilibrium of the years of yesterfar!

The Initiative:
"you know how theres like neighborhood cats in some places where they just go around and get fed by like three different back porches, ya know, maybe if we could do something like that with lions, that could be cool."

The Inspiration:
Are you sick and tired of funding someone's $50 for a cup of coffee on a Tuesday or a new Winter Stratego Set Edition? Is your soul yearning to embrace an initiative that ACTUALLY matters?
Join RLIUA!

Sign up today to participate in the annual RLIUA Japanese Whaling Ship Fundraiser* event setting sail May 23, 2020!

What other supporters** are saying:

"literally releasing physical lions into open areas? We're a deeply divided country at the moment with Brexit, and I think lions are the obvious way to bring us together again. I would definitely, absolutely endorse electing lions roam around in public in the UK"
-JB**

"Hey what happened to Billy? Well, a lion got him."
-DP

"If there was some way that this would further the gospel, I would consider it."
-TK**

"That doesn't sound like a very good idea to me. Unless they are friendly lions. In which case, I am on board with it."
-FM**

*not actually going to happen... yet
**not actually supporters... yet

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