Make Nicea Scheeler go bald (Baldcea)

Make Nicea Scheeler go bald (Baldcea)

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Luqmaan Khattak started this petition to Nicea Scheeler

Nicea Scheeler, a person who is well known for not being bald, is refusing to go bald for some unexplainable reason. Due to this, we need to force her into bald-hood, so that we can finally live in a world with Baldcea, and experience world peace for at least 100 years. 

Benefits of Baldcea:

  • Is bald
  • Is awesome
  • Will establish world peace for the foreseeable future
  • Will instantly ignite joy in everyone

Cons of Baldcea

  • None

Benefits of Non-Baldcea (aka Nicea):

  • None

Cons of Non-Baldcea (aka Nicea)

  • Not bald

Therefore, having Baldcea will progress society significantly, and a Non-Baldcea will, in fact, regress society back into the stone ages. It is essential that we get a Baldcea effective immediately. 

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