Change the term Phlebotomist to Vampire

Change the term Phlebotomist to Vampire

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Mecha Hitler started this petition to NHS and

Essentially, it’d be a lot easier to remember the name Vampire than Phlebotomist. It sounds like someone who works with flowers which gives off the completely wrong impression. Plus think about it, a Phlebotomist is essentially a vampire although they don’t drink the blood (for all we know) so it makes sense.

And there’s the fact that it just sounds cooler. In social situations you can tell people that you’re a Vampire and they’ll know exactly what you do whereas now you’d have to say Phlebotomist and then explain what that is which is just extra words and annoying.

Therefore, I believe it is important to and fully necessary to change the term Phlebotomist to Vampire. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

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