Imagine dropping a nice juicy duece at your favorite Chicago establishment and getting to smear your feces all over that wretched green and gold. I can not think of something that would make me happier. Watching those colors covered in poo whirl away upon flushing would be so special, it would unite us all. The city of Chicago would have a new renaissance. No longer would people drive home for #2, but would rather be excited to drop trow on a used and abused porcelain throne. This would result in everyone staying at the bars  twice as long, business would boom. On top of all this, Imagine a Packer Fan having to whipe their dirty cornhole with those "precious" colors. Half of them wouldn't wipe, making their cornholes itchy and resulting in them having to go home early, leaving only bears fans left at the bar. 

People of Chicago, the time for change is now. Let us come together and whipe our behinds with Packer Toilet paper, no other way will our city find peace.