Make The Superbowl Halftime Show The Fulltime Show

Make The Superbowl Halftime Show The Fulltime Show

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Every year Americans across the world come together to celebrate the Super Bowl. It's a time for uniting kin over celebration, shared tupperware containers of buffalo chicken dip and finding out which of your cousin's boyfriends doesn't think men should help out in the kitchen.

For 53 long years the so-called “NFL” has dominated the Super Bowl with football. This old fashioned tradition unfairly relegates what is objectively the best part of the infamous Americana holiday, the halftime show, to a mere twenty minute interval. I propose a formal restructuring of the entire event; simply reversing the sandwich would result in two indefinite (but average 2 hour) halves of dance routines, rhinestones and mid 2000's club hits punctuated by a twenty minute interval of football (to be discussed / eliminated at a later date). Today I ask your support in trading chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), a degenerative brain disorder associated with repetitive head trauma, for getting our minds blown with sick-ass pyrotechnics and costume changes.

The Fulltime Show will begin with a mandatory standing recitation of Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation. 

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