Make Joshua Elswick the Head Coach of the Cleveland Browns

Make Joshua Elswick the Head Coach of the Cleveland Browns

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I am starting my campaign to be the Head Coach of the Cleveland Browns. The man in charge currently has zero idea of how to call plays, package personnel, utilize proper time management, or when to appropriately challenge a ruling. I am confident in my abilities from many years of couch quarterbacking and playing Madden that I would without a doubt be a better head coach. I will make these promises to all patrons and fans; I will never use the phrase contrary to popular belief, I will never sit talent over a petty grudge like we have witnessed with Rashard Higgins, I will never remove Nick Chubb from the formation in the red zone, I will not give Dontrell Hilliard carries over Nick Chubb on 3rd down with 3 yards to go in the red zone, I won't call inappropriately timed quarterback sneaks, I won't challenge the most incessantly ignorant things that are bound to fail, I will let my coordinators do their job as coordinators and run their respective sides of the team, I will manage the clock to put us in position to WIN the game.

Thank you all for your time and consideration, Go Browns.

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