Insane Clown Posse MUST be the next Super Bowl halftime performers.

Insane Clown Posse MUST be the next Super Bowl halftime performers.

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Christopher Gibbens started this petition to NFL and

I know what most of you are thinking. That's never going to happen. They aren't popular enough. Well, the reason they aren't popular with so many people is that they've never seen their live performances. This is their opportunity to experience it on a grand scale.

I wasn't always a fan myself. I'd seen the fans in their makeup, with their Hatchetman tattoos, and Great Milenko jerseys. Ridiculous, I thought. Who buys their entire wardrobe at Spencer's Gifts? What a bunch of weirdos. I'd heard some songs, and although I found some lines funny, I didn't see anything particularly exciting about them. Sure, a "car full of fat chicks" sounds like my kind of good time, but I wasn't committed to blaring it as I drove around town. Then, just a couple of years ago, ICP came to a small city near me. The ticket was cheap, and a friend was coming in for the show. If I was ever going to see act, if only to laugh at it and the crowd, now was the time. And you know what? ONE OF THE VERY BEST SHOWS I'VE EVER SEEN! My entire feelings about the group changed within moments of them being on stage. This was a feel good event the likes I've never seen. And you know who else needs to see a feel good event like they've never seen before? LITERALLY EVERYONE!

Not sold on the idea yet? Really? Fine. Imagine 100 well choreographed, scantilly clad clowns. Need more? How about a few hundred 2-liter bottles of Faygo soaking the audience, and the dancers, and the field. Bottles, littering the playing field of play. Should they clean that up before the 2nd half? I suggest no, but I guess there are probably some rules you shouldn't break.

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