Have Gwen Stefani do the Half Time Show at the Super Bowl instead of Lady Gaga

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Today I ask of you the people and the NFL and Pepsi Co. to listen to our voices. We want Gwen Stefani to perform at the half time show at the Super Bowl.

Gwen Stefani is one of the sweetest, kindest, most beautiful and talented women in pop music. She's so gorgeous and stunning but most importantly, she's better than Lady Gaga. 

Reasons why Gwen Should replace Lady Gaga: 

1) Ticket Sales:

Even after a ten-year haiatus Stefani continues to sell out stadiums while Lady Gaga struggles at dive bars. 

2) Recent Albums: 

Gwen's most recent album This is What the Truth Feels Like is pop paradise, having an extremely commercial sound while still capturing the essence of Gwen and what she's been through the last few years. It's honest, heart-wrenching, cool and empowering. Lady Gaga on the other hand pretends to be her dead aunt whom she never met. Even her fans hate it.

3) Aesthetics:

Gwen is simply prettier.

4) Audience:

Everyone loves Gwen Stefani she is a legend. Heterosexuals love her and gays adore her and girls wanna be her. Lady Gaga is only known to three gays who bottom without douching and Alex Malloy. 

 

5) Divided Nation:

America is more divided than ever and Lady Gaga been very vocal politically unlike Gwen Stefani who will help us get over the politics and our divisiveness as a nation. 

I hope that our petition helps steering you towards picking the better option for the half time show. 

Thank you! 



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