Deport Drew Brees

Deport Drew Brees

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Drew Brees is a menace who has been killing the dreams of Americans for far too long. Furthermore, Brees is a liar. Want proof? The team he plays for is called "The Saints", yet saints are supposed to be representatives of Jesus Christ. Jesus sacrificed Himself for the sake of others. Drew Brees on the other hand beats other teams willingly in an effort to bring glory to himself. Does that sound like a "saint" to you? 

So what's the solution? Well, I think it's pretty clear. If America is to continue as a prosperous nation, Drew Brees cannot be in it. "What? That's outrageous!" you may be thinking. Well, it's not and here's why: Drew Brees hate America. Yep, you heard me. Do you remember the 2010 Super Bowl? The Saints came home victorious, with Drew Brees being honored as the MVP. Who did they play? That's right: The New England Patriots. Someone who supposedly loves America would never purposely beat a team called the Patriots. 

If you care about America or Jesus, you will agree with me here: we must deport Drew Brees. 

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